hi:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

(via brotherjem)

sexpansion:

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

(via dauntlessshadowhuntress)

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(via amazzingphil)

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

(via dauntlessshadowhuntress)

chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

(via tardismyoldgirl)

creepyasha:

i hope they change the actor for daario naharis every season for absolutely no reason and with no explanation given

(via ohmockingjay)

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

(via acureforbrainwork)

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